A teeny blog of love, life, creativity, relationships, randomness. "I'm 23 on the verge of spontaneous combustion, whoa is me."

I've lived in Texas for nearly all of my life. I spent a long and lonely 11 months in Western Nebraska with my parents. I worked full-time and kept myself busy with running an Etsy store that is no longer around and making friends online.

Now, I live in La Porte, TX to be closer to my girlfriend. I needed something that finally fit in my life, and she fits. I had what seemed like a great start when I moved here, but it bombed a little, but I'm working on picking up the pieces again to make things much better for me, and much better for my girlfriend.

Okay, so I think this woman is beautiful.  Like ABSOLUTELY beautiful.  But I can’t tell if it’s the way this is edited or the angle the photo was taken, but her body shape looks REALLY awkward….

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This would be funnier if it weren’t true.

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This is just plain scary.  This woman needs to eat a few pizzas, some cheeseburgers, and maybe a few tubs of lard.  Also, can we get some peroxide to get that awful tint off her body?

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LOOK AT THE FREAKING CUTE PIGGIE LEGS OMFG PIGGIE LEGS!!!!

-dies-

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

OOOOOOH, LISTEN TO THAT SASS!

DID SOMEBODY GET UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE THISTLE THIS MORNING?

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leilockheart:

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imyourpal:

dontfeedthe-ego:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

bahahahaha the blurb is SO hilarious.  I love owls.

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